Friday, August 31, 2012

Self-thrown gauntlet

I have in mind a challenge to my wit:
To write each day a sonnet for to share.
My horse is shy, yet champing at the bit,
And feels a wish to canter in the air.

My metaphors are fond of running loose,
And though the fields are weeds I'll let them run
Into each other publicly to bruise
And wallow, dusty, earthy, for some fun.

Though precious be the form and meter, see
The trot and bolt of this my chosen mode,
And though no Spenser, Will, or Francis be
I, e'en lame horses sometimes can't be whoa-ed.

About all this I am quite serious.
I start now, with intention, furious.

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Live Blogging Mitt Romney's Speech--WRAP UP

Looking at the maps in The Guns of August, tracing with my index finger von Kluck's sweep through Belgium and then down to Compiegne...that great gray slug smearing itself over Flanders...is depressing.  Why did I choose to read that on vacation, in sunny California, in August? 
Of course WWI was not a surprise to anyone.  Of course it was going to happen.  General staffs from Moscow to Berlin to Paris to London had planned for it for at least fifteen years.  That's what general staffs are for.
We all know the future.  It is, after all, right in front of us. 
Was it a good speech?  My mind was wandering.  I'll try to focus next time.

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Live Blogging Mitt Romney's Speech--UPDATE

It's a tiresome truth that The Sun Also Rises is about WWI.  Every person in the book is wounded, of course, and of course the central wound is impotence.  I know that Hemingway has the rep of going way overboard on the macho crap, and that impotence is not the correct word, strictly speaking, to describe Jake Barnes's condition.  But at this distance from the war, I think we can take interpretive license to move our pawn one space forward to occupy the impotence square.

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Live Blogging Mitt Romney's Speech--CONTINUED

Beth thinks I am silly for thinking this, but beer really does taste better from a glass than from a bottle or a can.  I used to refuse, at restaurants, the offered glass.  Now I take it, and use it. 
It is almost eerily quiet in Baltimore tonight.

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There is a funny story about Errol Flynn.  Hemingway was showing his film "The Spanish Earth" to raise money for the Abraham Lincoln Brigade.  Flynn showed up, not knowing apparently, anything about Hemingway or about Hemingway's politics or feelings about the Spanish Civil War.  The way I heard the story, Flynn--no dummy, if a Fascist--figured out pretty quick what was up, and climbed out a window to escape.
I don't think that this happened in Carmel.  I think it happened in Hollywood.

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Live Blogging Mitt Romney's Speech--CONTINUED

Barbara Tuchman does not hide at all her bemused but serious frustration with Germans.  At least with the Germans who ran things in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries.  She relates stories of this or that German loudly proclaiming the superority of German culture, loudly insisting that Germany have dominion over all of Europe to rid it of trash and weakness, etc...and then this or that German being surprised, and finding it incomprehensible, when his interlocutor expresses, shall we say, another point of view.
And another thing: can a person be considered an interlocutor when he is being shouted at?

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I often think things like this:  I wonder how many people have, while vacationing in Carmel-by-the-Sea, read Barbara Tuchman's Guns of August?  I then play a little parlour game with myself, estmating as closely as I can how many people have ever done that.  Sometimes I come across a convergence of activity, place, and person (usually me, of course) that leaves me with the inescapable conclusion that I must be the first and only person ever to have done this thing in that place.  I can't think of one of those right now, but this is probably going to be a long speech, and the subject is bound to come up again.

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Has Facebook killed off blogging as a medium of communication?  Do people still blog?  Do people still read blogs?  Do the kids even know what the word "blog" means and refers to?
I know that this space has (like how I elided into the non-personal there, providing some emotional cushion for myself?) never had more than a handfull of readers.  So what.  But it feels different, now, than when I left off posting things here in '08.  It feels, empty.
I suppose that Mitt Romney would have something to say about that, but that's not what I am talking about. 

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Live Blogging Mitt Romney's Speech--CONTINUED

Usually the police helicopter visits us at night.  Foxtrot, I think it's called.  So far, the skies are quiet.
Earlier, this afternoon, I saw what really looked like an old B-25 Mitchell flying over my house.  Had an old, loud sound.  Two engines, but big ones.  Flying west.
Now it's quiet, though.  I bet everyone's inside, watching the game.

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It is very quiet tonight in Baltimore.  In this part of Baltimore, anyway--now that the huge garbage truck has moved on to some other place.
I think that there is a Ravens game tonight.  Beth said something about that earlier.  Football!  In August!  I remember watching the opening ceremonies of the Olympics (which was in July, mind you), not paying a whole lot of attention and then all of a sudden there's Peyton Manning on the screen.  I almost spit my beer.  The papers hadn't even started printing the wild card standings for baseball yet and here we are already talking about football.

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I wonder if Hemingway ever went to Carmel.  Or did he pick that town, and Provincetown, Massachussetts--without ever having been in either place--as stereotypical of a certain kind of pretentious place?
I'll ask Mike Huckabee next time I see him.

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Some guys are driving back and forth down my street in an enormous garbage truck.  I think they are lost.
It's really an enormous garbage truck--one of those that are so big their rear ends are curved outward, and with those big swinging claw-arm things to lift big restaurant-size trash cans up and over to dump the trash into the top of the truck.
Its roof is crashing through my maple tree every time they pass.  Three times now.  I would go out and help them, ask them if they are lost, where are they going, how to get there, etc...but I'm stuck here, live blogging Mr. Romney's speech.  I wonder what he'll say!

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I suspect that Clint Eastwood is not speaking in Tampa anymore.  I don't think he is the mayor of Carmel anymore, either.  He has probably never edited a literary magazine.  I bet he's boxed, though.  Not at Princeton.  Does anyone know where he went to college?
I bet Marco Rubio edits a literary magazine. 

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When we were in Carmel, I was reading Barbara Tuchman's Guns of August.  An excellent book.  Since we have returned home I finished that book and moved on to The Sun Also Rises.  It's funny--Hemingway, on almost the first page, makes fun of Carmel.  I think that we are supposed, if we are sympatico (yes, I know) with Jake Barnes, to think that Carmel is, well, a wealthy place where people go to exercise pretensions of an artistic nature.

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We did see some sea lions.  Not in Carmel, but at Point Lobos--which is a beautiful, severe place.

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My wife and I recently spent a night in Carmel.  It was nice--left the windows open all night to hear the waves on the beach a block away.  Drank some good coffee.  We didn't see Clint Eastwood.

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Thanks.  Thank you.  Thank you very much.
About all I know is that CLint Eastwood is talking now.  Or was few minutes ago.  I turned off the radio.
Clint Eastwood lives in Carmel-by-the-Sea, in California.  He was once mayor of that town.  It's a nice town, with many art galleries.

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Live Blogging Mitt Romney's Speech

Our Portipont Correspondent is in his front room (the room next to the living room, at the front of the house, for which said correspondent and his family don't have a better name), ready to live blog the speech in Tampa (which is no where near PC's front room).  Take it away, Correspondent...

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Apology #26

To the Producer(s?) and Director of the film Deep Blue Sea (1999, I think):  I am so very sorry that I still can say that I have never walked out of a movie before it was over. 

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Western Civilization in Our Front Yard

Once, when he was six months old, as the two of us sat on the front porch, Theodore asked me this:

Do we enumerate the thousands of shades of green of the maple leaves, or do we just watch the fluid movement of the whole tree as the strong wind sends word of the thunderstorm approaching from the west?

I am happy to report that I have not yet answered him.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Bus Monologue (Internal): Tyeshia

Route: 15 local Eastbound
09/24/2008
4:40 pm

Devonte think he all important.  Obama pin.  The way he stand there not talkin to nobody.  He like that girl Serena but she don't know English but he try anyway--I guess he talkin to Eric now, but still.  Serena nice I guess but Devonte acting like she some princess or something just cause she from Mexico or wherever.  I mean I hope Obama win too but I don't need to wear stuff. 

It's so hot on this bus. 

We used to be friends.  Even that year I was in the popular group I was friends with him.  What happened?  Was it when mommy passed?  We stopped--we wasn't friends as much after. 

Serena.  She pretty.  Devonte don't know Spanish, though.

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Elephant

I am trying very hard not to write things in this space having to do with the upcoming election.  Some people are making that restraint especially difficult.  I am not looking for a gold star or even a pat on the back for this effort, and by drawing attention to it I am merely laying the foundation for that day--probably very soon, now--when I break down, being unable to take it any more, and drone on and on about, well, you can probably guess.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Apology #4

To M.L.: I was very drunk.  Probably the second-most drunk I have ever been.  At some point later in the evening I conducted myself in a manner that I will have to address in another apology, to a group of people.  But this one is for you.  I promised to meet you back by the water fountain "in five minutes" for a dance.  I had something to do that I cannot remember now, and then would come back and dance with you.  I was so drunk that I forgot.  Is it forgetting, when one is drunk?  At any rate, I did not ever go back and meet you.  And I missed out on a dance with you.  I behaved like a boor and an ass.  It has bothered me ever since, and will continue to bother me.  I am sorry I did that.

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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Section J - Row 12 - Seats 8 and 9

A source has just informed me that Rosenblatt Stadium is being demolished.  I will not share the photographs of this, because they focus my sadness on something other than what I am sad about.

My Grandfather, my father's father, was born in 1915.  Over his life, from childhood into his early 80s, he played in or attended hundreds of baseball games.  Before the war, when he was a high school teacher, he coached American Legion teams in Omaha.  In Concord (California) he played for softball teams composed of retirees--he kept this up after he and my Grandmother moved back to Omaha--even after his hip-replacement.  On one occasion I ran for him in a game--he hit and I ran out a triple.  That is another story for another time.

This is about Rosenblatt, home of the College World Series for decades, and now, apparently, nothing.  When my Grandparents moved back to the city they had grown up in, been married in, had their three children in, they pretty quickly bought "season" tickets for the Series tournament, and renewed their subscription each year.  In 2001 I visited them in mid-June, and he and I went to one of the elimination round double headers.  The first game was Tulane playing Cal State Fullerton.  Fullerton won.  The score sheet I have from that game says the score was 9-2, but we got to the Stadium a little late and missed the first inning and a half, and I missed the whole 6th inning--my note explains the blank space this way:

"1 Omaha Steak sandwich, 2 slices cheese pizza, 2 Regular Lemonade from Creighton Women's Soccer Team." 

So the 9-2 might not be the actual score.  I was not as fastidious about the 'keeping at this particular game as I usually am.  Usually, when I have to get up for food or other necessaries, Beth takes over the scoring.  I wish now I had asked Grandpa to score the 6th, to have it in his hand, with his unique symbols, but then I probably would not remember the really good lemonade from the Lady Jays (they were still called that, then).

Game Two was Tennessee against USC.  The seats we were in were roomier than the pair my Grandparents had for the first few years.  These newer ones were behind home plate, in the yellow section, I think...but our knees were still pretty close up to the row in front of us, and Grandpa's hip brace did not agree with the narrow, wooden seat.  My score sheet for this game stops abruptly with one out in the bottom of the fifth.  The score is Tennesee 5, USC 0.  The Volunteers have 2 men on and a run in already.  The Trojan pitcher, Dizard, has just walked Hopkins, the Tennessee DH.  In the middle of pitching to Hopkins, Dizard let loose a wild pitch that scored Shortstop Burke from third.  But Grandpa is too uncomfortable--we've been there for almost 13 innings, after all--so we leave the game early.  I think he might have said something quietly about how he did not like to leave games early, but I think it's just as likely that we both said nothing, knowing that it was a shame we wouldn't see the end.

That was the last baseball game my grandfather saw in person.  It was the last time, I am pretty sure, he was ever close to a baseball field.  It was nowhere near a shame, and this post is not about Rosenblatt Stadium, and thinking about all of these things focuses my happiness much more than sadness.  Two days later, after watching--in those same seats--Miami beat Tennessee to advance to the final, just outside Rosenblatt, I proposed to Beth.  She said yes.  At dinner with my Grandparents that night we celebrated our engagement, and we talked about the game. 

If anyone out there knows where seats 8 and 9 from Row 12 of Section J of Rosenblatt Stadium might be, let me know.  I'll buy 'em.

Apology #7

To the guy in the Giants jacket (the baseball Giants, the real Giants, as if I have to specify this) who counseled me and my then-girlfriend-now-wife not to take pictures of the Italian men playing bocce on the court in Aquatic Park, San Francisco, late August or early September, 2000:  I am sorry that I could not think of a wittier reposte than "fuck you" to your insult that I am "probably from the Peninsula."  When you began talking to us, "helpfully" informing us that your employment at The Chronicle put you in the know that the men playing bocce were all in the Mafia and that we should not photograph them, I thought that perhaps you were actually an interesting person to talk to.  Alas.  You turned out to be a jerk with a three-day growth, possibly homeless, who certainly did not work for The Chronicle, who was interested mainly in hassling tourists.  When I stupidly answered one of your questions by saying that we were from Minnesota, your beady little eyes must have brightened, thinking we were rubes.  What did you want?  Were you intending to ask us for money?  Or did you just want to hang out at Fisherman's Wharf and needle out-of-towners, making them feel like idiots because they did not live in The Most Beautiful City In The World.  Either way, you behaved like an ass, especially after you realized we weren't going to play, and I have wished ever since that, as you leaned on that trash can, grinning, looking me right in the eyes and saying that I probably lived on the Peninsula, that I would have answered you better than the lame, limp jab of the F-word.  I still haven't come up with a better response, and for that I am doubly sorry.  I hope that you can forgive me.

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